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I’m a simple woman. 
I don’t like my food at a restaurant? I send it back. 
Poor service? I leave a review. 
Alien Invasion? There’s only one thing to do: speak to the manager. 
The alien in control of my world is massive, brutal, entirely warlike in appearance and temperament. He is everything a human should fear, but I am Karen, and I fear nothing. 
He may be eight feet of total alien domination, but he’s going to make sure I’m satisfied. 
In every. way. possible. 
 
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