My friend’s daughter just told me she’s been saving her virginity for me – and it’s screwing with my head.
Santa knows I’ve been very naughty and this is my punishment.
Guess you could say life as Craig Johannsson has its perks.
At my age, I still have the stamina of a stallion…
And happy to say that parts of me have been compared to one.
Being a single overprotective dad means I’ve always lived two lives….
And it has worked out just fine, till my friend’s daughter walked into my life.
Now can’t get my head straight.
Just a teenager when I saw her last.
Now those ocean blue eyes, full lips and long luscious legs….
Leave me wondering if I’m being punished for all the cr*p I put women through in the past.
I want to own her.
Dominate her.
Teach her how to use her sweet assets.
Turning down an opportunity to take her virginity will take every fiber of my being – I just hope I’ve got the self-restraint to do it.
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