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“I’m ready for my private striptease.”
My bestie’s bachelorette had to be amazing.
Luckily the stripper I hired blew everyone’s socks off.
Later that night he gave me a private show I’ll never forget.
Now, no one can know our secret – because the life of our baby depends on it.
After returning home my father gave me life shattering news.
How the h*ll could he sell me off to the mob??
With no other choice but to run…
The mountains would be my new home.
Safe. And zero souls who could recognize me.
Except, that last part is a lie.
Because the stripper who knocked me up…
Turns out to be anything but a stripper.
And now that he knows my whereabouts he’s ready to show everyone just what the h*ll he’s really made of.
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