Doctor’s Surprise Delivery

Doctor Gavin was the reason I stopped trusting men.
Now, he’s the winning prize at the bachelor auction my firm is running.

I have no words to describe my shock.
I do, however, have a ton of HIGHLY obscene gestures.

So why the H*LL did I place the highest bid?!?!
Only to allow history to repeat itself.

Nine months later…
I’ve got a bun in the oven.
And contractions that are just MINUTES apart!

Please excuse me while I vomit!!